To com­me­mo­rate the old two sea­sons worth intro to my favou­rite show. They’ve repla­ced it with one of those spangly-fancy OC loo­king remi­xes which, in the words of a 14 year old Ame­ri­can girl, “makes me wanna puke my guts up”.

I have just finished Sea­son 3 of my 9 sea­son X-files marathon that I star­ted in August. Hallo­ween seems an appro­priate day to do this and to also post this clas­sic introduction.

With the power to appease the cons­cience comes the abi­lity to remove free­dom — Talitha Cumi.

Though if I am going to begin quo­ting epi­so­des I am going to have to men­tion the best of Sea­son 3, War of the Coprophages:

Mul­der: I think you’d bet­ter get up here.
Scully: What hap­pe­ned?
Mul­der: It appears that coc­kroaches are mor­tally attac­king peo­ple.
Scully: I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.

Mul­der: Bambi also has a theory I’ve come to acro…
Scully: Who?
Mul­der: Dr. Beren­baum. Any­way her theory is…
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mul­der: Yeah. Both her parents were natu­ra­lists. Her theory is that UFO’s are actually noc­tur­nal insect swarms pas­sing through elec­tri­cal air fields.
Scully: Her name is Bambi?

It seems Lost has pro­ved so popu­lar it now has a second (yes second) spin off cros­so­ver spe­cial! This time John Locke is joi­ned by FBI spe­cial agents Fox Mul­der and Dana Scully in an attempt to unearth the deep, shady and super­na­tu­ral past of the Dharma Ini­tia­tive; the truth is out there. This was can­not be mis­sed, even if just to watch that dreamy fan­tas­tic Mul­der one more time. Airs Octo­ber 27th, possibly.

An excerpt from the show “America’s Got Talent” whe­rein a panel of three jud­ges rate per­for­man­ces. It should be noted that two of these jud­ges are not Ame­ri­can and the third is Brandy. *shrug* Any­way, this is a fan­tas­tic per­for­mance, though I hear it does not reflect the ove­rall qua­lity of the show.