Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says ‘Hey, how do you drive this thing?’

More sexist fun on International Women’s day:
Three blondes were trapped on an island. During their exploration of the island, one of them stumbles across a lamp. So she rubs it and a genie pops out. “I will give you one wish each.” said the genie.

So the first blonde asks to be 10% smarter so she can work out a way off the island. So the genie turns her into a redhead and she swims off the island.

The second blonde asks to be 20% smarter. So the genie turns her into brunette and she builds a raft out of logs and vines and sails off the island.

The last blonde goes all out and asks to be 100% smarter. So the genie turned her into a man and he crossed the bridge.

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The Voice says, “Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand.” He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing.
“Saul, take a card.”
“What? The dealer has –”
“Take a card!“
He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy.
“Saul, take another card.”
“What?!?”
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!“
He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty.
“Saul, take another card,” the voice commands.
“I have twenty!” Saul shouts.
“TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!” booms the voice.
“Hit me”,Saul says shakily.
He gets another ace. Twenty one.
The booming voice goes: “Un-fucking-believable!”