Comments on: Revoked American Independance http://www.mrfofr.com/2005/08/revoked-american-independance/ Mr FofR Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:15:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Anonymous http://www.mrfofr.com/2005/08/revoked-american-independance/comment-page-1/#comment-20 Anonymous Sat, 03 Sep 2005 00:13:00 +0000 http://www.mrfofr.com/?p=273#comment-20 6. You should stop playing American "football." There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.<br/><br/>The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.<br/><br/>"8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day.""<br/><br/><br/>"All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour."<br/><br/>How about no. 6. You should stop playing American “football.” There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American “football” is not a very good game.

The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays “American” football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.

“8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called “Indecisive Day.””

“All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.”

How about no.

]]> By: Jamie http://www.mrfofr.com/2005/08/revoked-american-independance/comment-page-1/#comment-19 Jamie Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:43:00 +0000 http://www.mrfofr.com/?p=273#comment-19 Jolly good show young chap! Jolly good show young chap!

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