Ran­dom Something Awful Jokes:

Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says ‘Hey, how do you drive this thing?’

More sexist fun on Inter­na­tio­nal Women’s day:
Three blon­des were trap­ped on an island. During their explo­ra­tion of the island, one of them stum­bles across a lamp. So she rubs it and a genie pops out. “I will give you one wish each.” said the genie.

So the first blonde asks to be 10% smar­ter so she can work out a way off the island. So the genie turns her into a redhead and she swims off the island.

The second blonde asks to be 20% smar­ter. So the genie turns her into bru­nette and she builds a raft out of logs and vines and sails off the island.

The last blonde goes all out and asks to be 100% smar­ter. So the genie tur­ned her into a man and he cros­sed the bridge.

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