JVF et SA account et HA3

Here is my account of this day’s events.

I woke up at 2pm. Anno­yed at this because alarms didn’t wake me up as inten­ded. House was empty, I was alone. So I watched… Home Alone 3. Those bank holi­day movies are so fun. I watched it all, remem­be­red how lame things can actually get, then retur­ned to my com­pu­ter where I promptly did nothing. I tal­ked to my friends that retur­ned from their wee­kend of booze, weed and rea­ding fes­ti­val. I was told Meta­llica ruled and so too did Finch. Which I can­not quite believe because… FINCH SUCK. I didn’t go because I am a pen­ni­less slac­ker and couldn’t afford the £100 tic­ket. Wallo­wing in my misery I left the house with my neigh­bour to head off to the bank; I wan­ted to get myself a mini-ickle sta­te­ment to tell me if I had been refun­ded by one2host. I hadn’t. I retur­ned home unhappy. So to cheer myself up I went to the movies and purcha­sed myself an SA forum account. YAY. At long last. For a purdy £6 I browse the place of inter­net won­der. Again… YAY.

The movie I saw was Jason Vs Freddy. Barrel of laughs that was, cou­pled with naked women and blood. Not scary, not really funny but for some insane rea­son I enjo­yed it. Weird. Maybe it is my insa­tia­ble appe­tite for gore and car­nage which has been sup­pres­sed since I was nine. Aah the fate­ful crow inci­dent. Moving on. I recom­mend watching it with mates for a laugh if you have abso­lu­tely nothing else to do. Little rant: I was ID’d twice and I also payed a whop­ping £5.80. rip. off. Cou­ple nice ladies also inte­res­ted in moi outside the cinema after the flick. Puts me in a good mood. And, having retur­ned home I get to look at more SA. Oh life is currently glo­rious, until tomo­rrow and the JVF2 release.