Blade 3 Trinity

Today I was struck with the com­ple­tely totally awe­some news that another tri­logy will com­plete itself by the end of 2004. That tri­logy being Blade the top croft leather coas­ting vam­pire flick with Wes­ley Sni­pes. Insert heart-felt sar­casm towards Hollywood’s ima­gi­ni­tive film making, abi­lity to always push the boun­da­ries of movies, their ori­gi­na­lity and above all their evil evil EVIL greed. The title of the movie; “Blade: Tri­nity”. Sounds holy; holy matrix like. The only thing I need more than a new blade movie is Wes­ley Sni­pes tur­ning up at my house and stea­ling all my buffy videos to gain points in “sla­ying with ease” from the buff­meis­ter her­self. I enjo­yed the first movie. I hated the plot line and CGI of the second and the third — in the trend of sequels — will have a more extra­va­gant story­line, more and big­ger stunts and everything except the acting, plot, direc­tion and screen­play made more impres­sive in order to make the audience say ‘woah — cool’ that one extra time. < Long sen­tence, I apo­lo­gise. The very slight chance of this movie being worthy to watch comes with a new cast mem­ber, Jes­sica Biel. If she can pull off some decent acting along with all her clothes, then I’ll give my hard ear­ned cash to see it. Other­wise what’s the point?
Conc­lu­sion: Avoid Holly­wood and see the latest Cop­pola movie.

Rant over. Bleh. Eat my motherhub­bing blade you vampyr pla­ying skum!